oh my god, dean, honey
AT LEAST YOU’RE PRETTY
When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
I thought you were lying so I called on skype and it is.
petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
We paid David good money to keep you here
You’re not going anywhere
america is just all the people europe didnt likeI guess you could say they were All American Rejects
someone right now could be thinking dirty thoughts about you
I encourage those who are to share them with me.
If you think dirty thoughts about me I’ll get offended if you don’t share them with me
Yeah this is all fun and games until some stranger on the internet tells you he wants to fuck your armpit
I never thought this would be my legacy.